shopping spree

ZOEI: (EARLY MORNING 7 AM ) RING! RING! RING! (THE ALARM CLOCK) AH AH OH YOU CANT BE SERIOUS IT'S ALREADY 7.00.AM
OK. AT LEAST IT'S A SATURDAY. FLUR AND I WILL HAVE TIME TO HANG OUT.

FLUR: (EARLY MORNING 7 AM) RINNG! RINNG! RINNG! OH DAMN! AH AH... WHAT? ALREADY 7.00AM.?.
I HATE YOU ALARM CLOCK! I WAS HAVING THE BEST DREAM EVER !YOU WOKE ME UP .
WELL, IT'S SATURDAY. YEA ,ZOEI AND I WILL DO THE MOST STUPID THINGS ON EARTH !!
(9.AM)


ZOEI: DING! LING! DING! LING! (ON MOBILE) HELLO! OH HI FLUR, WHAT'S UP? WAIT A MINUTE, YOUR BOARD. I KNEW IT.

FLUR: I'M REALLY BOARD. I REALLY NEED TO DO SOMETHING! I FEEL SO "HORRID!" ZOEI, YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING PLEASE?

ZOEI: YEA, WHAT SHALL WE DO? WE CAN GO-----HMM HMM-

FLUR: SHOPPING !!!!

ZOEI : OK. I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY SENTENCE FLUR. ANYWAY, I'LL PICK YOU UP IN 15 MINUTES.
( 15 MINUTES LATER )

ZOEI : PEEEEEEEEEEP PEEEEEEEEEEEEP FLURR PEEP PEEP.

FLUR: GIVE ME 2 SECONDS

ZOEI: OH YEA . THE FRENCH WAY OF WASTING TIME.

FLUR: I HEARD THAT !!! OK I'M READY ( HOUSE DOOR SLAMS )

ZOEI: HOP-ON, LET'S GO .

FLUR : (ON MOBILE ) HI OLIVIA WHAT'S UP? YOUR BORD. TOO BAD. YOUR NOT HAVING FUN LIKE ME .

OLIVIA: (ON MOBILE ) YEA, RIGHT I'M AT SEVENTEEN STYLE, BRAINIAK . SO WHERE ARE YOU? are u coming?

FLUR: yup I'M ON MY WAY ,CALM DOWN AND DON'T EVER THINK I'M EXCITED TO SEE YOU!!!!(end of conversation)

ZOEI: gosh!! she thinks your excited to see her!!

FLUR: PS: i am a bit

ZOEI: AHHH Whatever !! oh we are here!

FLUR: wow look at those shoes. i love that short, wow that top is soo cool!!

ZOEI: OOPS , don't think about it!! Your buying out of your money, not from mine. No matter how much u beg !!

FLUR : OH Please . I've only got about 6.000 in my bank account and i can't bother to withdraw it now!!

ZOEI : U MEAN 60.000!! i can withdraw the money for u. It's only a half minute drive from here!

FLUR: oh, no need. Your waisting your time. Please, can I buy 1 item , only one please.

ZOEI : only one ,nothing more

FLUR : U ARE MY best friend ever, I'm buying that top!!(rushes in excitement)
( 2 minuets later ) (Zoei&Flur ON MOBILE)

FLUR : oh hi Zoei ,umm i saw this cool dress it only costs 17.999 ,can i buy it? please please please!!!!!

ZOEI : did u forget what i said? one item.

FLUR : oh i only bought that top that costs about 3.000& the dress about 17.999 that's only 2 please!!

ZOEI: OK only 2

FLUR: thanks were are you anyway

ZOEI : some were you don't need to know!! (parks the vehicle at the side of the road)

FLUR: OK whatever!

ZOEI : OK the bank is there ,now Flur said "ring ring ring" (oh damn!! the phone)

FLUR: Zoei i saw this cool pair of shoes that costs about 13.000 and this beautiful shampoo can i buy it!!!

ZOEI: yea go right ahead!!

FLUR : whaaaaaaaaaaaa you just said OK!! oh Zoei i love u(end of conversation)

ZOEI : OK now the top is 3.000 the dress is 17.999 and the pair of shoes are 13.000 and adds up with the shampoo all together it costs 33.999
OK that's easy to withdraw, all i need is Fleur's credit card number and I'm done
(ON MOBILE)

FLUR: hello oh hi Zoei why u call

ZOEI: tell me your credit card no

FLUR: 9989 9844 549 why

ZOEI: just testing bye!!(end of conversation) OK now ill just type the number BINGO!!
OK i withdraw-ed 33.999 now I'm out of here.

FLUR: OK I'm done, all for free I'm soo lucky!! oh Zoei you came , were did you go?

ZOEI: i withdraw-ed the money from the bank i mean "your bank"

FLUR: whaaaaaaaaaaaa oh ummmm damn!! how did you get my card number

ZOEI : ahh flur you were sooo exited you didn't think whats coming ahead so you just gave me your card number.

ZOEI: ahhh oh i cant believe it I'm a mutt a total idiot!!

OLIVIA: ahh for once you talk the truth about your self!!

The end !! written by :Mariana Perera (by me)

nonstop fighting

ZOEI: HI OLIVIA WHY ARE YOU IN A BAD MOOD NORMALLY YOUR IN A CRAZY........

FLUR: STINKY ROTTING BORING MOOD HA HA HA

ZOEI: HA HA STINKY, HI STINKY THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR OLIVIA BELIEVE ME.

FLUR: ANYWAY MOOSE IS PICKING ME UP.

ZOEI: WHY? I CAN DROP YOU HOME.

FLUR : OH I KNOW ZOEI BUT HE BEGGED ME ! I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHY.

ZOEI: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! HE BEGGED YOU HA HA DON'T YOU LIE.

FLUR: ZOEI FOR YOUR INFORMATION I DON'T LIE.

OLIVIA: I'M SURPRISED TRULY. THE FRENCH GIRL DOESN'T LIE HA HA .

FLUR : OH HI AMERICAN GIRL, YOUR SO UGLY AND THOSE PIMPLES DO SUITE YOUR UGLINESS HA HA.

ZOEI: THAT'S A GOOD ONE FRNCHI I MEAN FLUR.

FLUR: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME ? FRENCHI AAH.

ZOEI: OH FLUR I DIDN'T MEAN IT OK EMMMM I MEANT SHALL WE HAVE SOME FRENCH FRIES AND FRENCHI IS THE SHORTEN FORM FOR FRENCH
FRIES. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN .

FLUR: REALLY !! YOU DON'T THINK I BELIEVE THAT DO YOU?

OLIVIA: OH BOTH OF YOU DON'T FIGHT FOR ME I KNOW YOUR EXITED TO SEE ME.

FLUR : OH WILL YOU SHUT UP.

ZOEI: YOUR DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!! OLIVIA Let's talk about something shall we oh yes about moose!!

FLUR: DON'T TRY 2 CHANGE THE SUBJECT I'M NOT THAT STUPID

olivia: stop it you you!!!

FLUR: look whose talking pimple face ha ha

ZOEI: ha ha what about onion breath!!

FLUR : ha ha good one

OLIVIA: hey just about 2 minuets you guys were angry now your friendly

FLUR&ZOEI: yea who said we were friendly with you!!!

OLIVIA: so this is how it ends up!! I'm put aside while you two pick on me, how cool is that!!

ZOEI: its actually not cool!!

The end!! written: by Mariana Perera(by me)

a simple game of truth&dare

ZOEI : oh its so boring,why ,why did i come to school (yuck)

FLUR: so lets play something!!,or do something.

MOOSE: truth and dare,pleasssseeee....

FLUR : emmmm......... it's fine with me ,but Zoei doesn't like it.

ZOEI: wow i like truth and dare!! who? said i don't..

MOOSE: yay lets play,put your hands down,I'll be the catcher !! i choose number 8.

ZOEI: there are only 6 hands.

MOOSE: oh then number 1!!

ZOEI: ahhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrr darn,does it have to be me!!

MOOSE: truth,dare,double dare,torture. so what do u choose?

ZOEI: double dare!!

MOOSE: ahhh good one,go and tell sir serious black , sir why are you soo ugly!! goo goo

ZOEI: arrr no i won't,that's too hard,he's really strict!!

MOOSE: fine sing in front of the whole class,hips don't lie!!

ZOEI: i hate u moose, fine I'll do it!!

MOOSE: SILENCE EVERYBODY Zoei is gonna sing hips don't lie!!

ZOEI: ahh emm... bamboo bamboo oh Mont tonight my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel its weight,so be wise keeping the size of my body(singing finishes)

(every body clapping)

ZOEI: ooo ok ha (shy) ,moose i hate you, now I'm the catcher ha ha!!

MOOSE: whaa,i choose double dare, my most favorite thing..

ZOEI: ok lick the ground,after that dance!!

MOOSE: whaa (licking the ground) yuck,yuck, yuck !! oh do i have to dance?

ZOEI: yup,now go

(moose dancing!!)

(everybody laughing)

FLUR: ha ha that's a good one, now mee!!

ZOEI: ok flur, i want you to eat from the dustbin!! all that rotting food!!

FLUR: no way, ill lick the toilet floor instead of eating from the dustbin!

ZOEI: then lick the toilet floor

FLUR: i didn't mean it!!

ZOEI: its really unfair,you know!! I did my part,you should do the same!!

FLUR: fine what do u want me to do? but not liking the toilet floor and eating from the dustbin these two are out!!

ZOEI: shout out loud and say,i hate Daniel Radcliffe and Cedric from the bottom of my hart!!

FLUR: whaaaaaa, i emmmm h-a-t-e d-a -n-i-e-l r-a-d c-l-i- f-f- e emmmmm and james franco!! , from the bottom of my hart!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh (sob)

ZOEI: ha ha ha,to bad for miss perfect(flur).

FLUR: i hate u zoei!!!!

ZOEI: you'll get over it,after all i know you hate him deep inside.

FLUR: ahhhhhhhh your not getting away with this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZOEI: moose your my guardian angel,don't let her hurt me!!

The end !! by :Mariana Perera

when it hurts (comic)

Zoei: oh hi flur whats up!!

Flur: the sky!!

Olivia: oh the french girl is using her own language,
but we don't understand !!

Flur: ah its just a saying,drrr you are totally dumb!!

Zoei: yea, anyway were is moose? i cant SE him
anywhere!!

Olivia: ah that's strange, he is SO fat, how can you
not see him!!

Zoei: OK that's rude!! don't you have any manners?

Olivia: ahh i don't care, anyway who likes a person
who eats all day!!

Zoei: enough !!!! shut your onion breath up!!

Flur: yea it hurts others feelings!!

Olivia: ahh it hurts them but it doest hurt me
no matter what u say!!

Zoei: oh really? (shouting loud) olivia don't burp loud,yuck!!

Flur: yea olivia stop digging your nose,its disgusting!

Olivia: excuse me i don't burp loud,neither
do i dig my nose. unlike some people.

Flur: oh yea,like who?

Olivia: "moose"you idiot, he digs his nose and eats his snot!!

Flur: yuck,yuck,yuck. that is SO disgusting!.

Zoei: yuck,moose does not eat his snot!! but as far as i can see its you!!"olivia"

Olivia: oh will you shut up!! you know nothing about moose,
if you think you know much about whats his hobby?


Zoei: ahh emmmm emm arr ahh emm..........

Olivia: his hobby is "eating" ha ha, you know nothing about him ,
so get lost!!

Zoei: OK OK calm down,why are you in this "I'm SO smart" mood!!

Olivia: I'm not in a smart mood,its just that i know more
than you, and i can "prove" it!!

Zoei: go right ahead,prove it if u can.

Olivia: OK zoei "your gonna go down"

Zoei: bring it on "smart pants" .

Olivia: ask me anything about people, I'll give the answer
in a second!!

Zoei: are you sure you wanna do this, i don't wanna embarrass you.

Olivia: are you kidding, your the only one whose gonna get
embarrassed, now ask me any thing!!

Zoei: OK you asked for it, what is Fleur's favorite
"hobby,subject,pet,story book,colour".

Olivia: her fav hobby is reading books,her fav subject is science,
her fav pet is a squirrel,her fav book is harry potter,
fav colour is purpple.ahh that was easy as ABC.

Zoei: I'm impressed, i really am, but I've got more from were
that came from.

Olivia: you should be ,come on ask me more!!

Zoei: you really wont stop, will ya.

Olivia: NO !!I wont stop. until i prove that i know more
than you!! ask me more.

Zoei: OK what is suhai's fav food?.......

Olivia: her fav food is chicken!!

Zoei: who is Fleur's best friend, you think you know allot .
then answer it.

Olivia: emmmm..................................................................... ME

Flur: no way, your wrong olivia my best friend is "zoei" not you!!

Zoei: ha told ya, i don't want to embarrass you.

Flur: did you really think you were my best friend? well think "again"!!

Zoei: oh olivia does it hurt, you taught you knew everything
about people,but Der you don't know anything about her..

Olivia: err................. oh yea well i know everything about
"Daniel Radcliffe"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zoei: oh will u shut up!!!!!!!!!!

THE END
written by :Mariana perera