Saturday, August 4, 2007

when it hurts (comic)




Zoei: oh hi flur whats up!!

Flur: the sky!!

Olivia: oh the french girl is using her own language,
but we don't understand !!

Flur: ah its just a saying,drrr you are totally dumb!!

Zoei: yea, anyway were is moose? i cant SE him
anywhere!!

Olivia: ah that's strange, he is SO fat, how can you
not see him!!

Zoei: OK that's rude!! don't you have any manners?

Olivia: ahh i don't care, anyway who likes a person
who eats all day!!

Zoei: enough !!!! shut your onion breath up!!

Flur: yea it hurts others feelings!!

Olivia: ahh it hurts them but it doest hurt me
no matter what u say!!

Zoei: oh really? (shouting loud) olivia don't burp loud,yuck!!

Flur: yea olivia stop digging your nose,its disgusting!

Olivia: excuse me i don't burp loud,neither
do i dig my nose. unlike some people.

Flur: oh yea,like who?

Olivia: "moose"you idiot, he digs his nose and eats his snot!!

Flur: yuck,yuck,yuck. that is SO disgusting!.

Zoei: yuck,moose does not eat his snot!! but as far as i can see its you!!"olivia"

Olivia: oh will you shut up!! you know nothing about moose,
if you think you know much about whats his hobby?


Zoei: ahh emmmm emm arr ahh emm..........

Olivia: his hobby is "eating" ha ha, you know nothing about him ,
so get lost!!

Zoei: OK OK calm down,why are you in this "I'm SO smart" mood!!

Olivia: I'm not in a smart mood,its just that i know more
than you, and i can "prove" it!!

Zoei: go right ahead,prove it if u can.

Olivia: OK zoei "your gonna go down"

Zoei: bring it on "smart pants" .

Olivia: ask me anything about people, I'll give the answer
in a second!!

Zoei: are you sure you wanna do this, i don't wanna embarrass you.

Olivia: are you kidding, your the only one whose gonna get
embarrassed, now ask me any thing!!

Zoei: OK you asked for it, what is Fleur's favorite
"hobby,subject,pet,story book,colour".

Olivia: her fav hobby is reading books,her fav subject is science,
her fav pet is a squirrel,her fav book is harry potter,
fav colour is purpple.ahh that was easy as ABC.

Zoei: I'm impressed, i really am, but I've got more from were
that came from.

Olivia: you should be ,come on ask me more!!

Zoei: you really wont stop, will ya.

Olivia: NO !!I wont stop. until i prove that i know more
than you!! ask me more.

Zoei: OK what is suhai's fav food?.......

Olivia: her fav food is chicken!!

Zoei: who is Fleur's best friend, you think you know allot .
then answer it.

Olivia: emmmm..................................................................... ME

Flur: no way, your wrong olivia my best friend is "zoei" not you!!

Zoei: ha told ya, i don't want to embarrass you.

Flur: did you really think you were my best friend? well think "again"!!

Zoei: oh olivia does it hurt, you taught you knew everything
about people,but Der you don't know anything about her..

Olivia: err................. oh yea well i know everything about
"Daniel Radcliffe"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zoei: oh will u shut up!!!!!!!!!!

THE END
written by :Mariana perera

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